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for Hermione rides the Hippogriff

by roselvr

schedule July 11, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Epic failure.
person Anon
schedule April 15, 2008 at 12:00 AM
I really like this story alot. Can you please write some more chapters?
person Yuugana
schedule April 20, 2007 at 12:00 AM
I think that everyone who reads this fic actually gets a little more stupid, and those who read it and like it must be past saving. Please tell me you're just joking and don't really think you're a writer... right?
person qwerty
schedule October 31, 2006 at 12:00 AM
O.o What the hell was that ?
person Me
schedule September 15, 2006 at 12:00 AM
I think it was so funny! And not coz it 'sucks', but coz it was actually hilarious! Lol!
person Anon
schedule January 8, 2006 at 12:00 AM
...?
person Kim
schedule November 10, 2005 at 12:00 AM
Okay im a nice person usually i dont usually write flamers but that was the biggest waste of my time ever! Not only was it extremely stupid it was just poor writing. Thanx but no thanx!
person Anonymous Flamer
schedule October 28, 2005 at 12:00 AM
What the hell!? That was lame!
person Anon
schedule October 6, 2005 at 12:00 AM
That was fucked up on SO many levels.

Level 1 = How in the hell could you start masturbating an animal and not realise you\'re doing it? There was no reason for her starting to do that. Maybe if there had been a Potions accident, and the result made her a horny minx, or something equally stupid just to get the story off the ground, but DUDE!

Level 2 = Animals have no sense of foreplay. Buckbeak would NOT start licking Hermione\'s nipples.

Level 3 = Dumbeldore stunning her. Why?

Level 4 = Dumbeldore FUCKING her! If you actually want to make a decent smut story, you have to keep within SOME boundaries.

Level 5 = Dumbeldore DYING on top of her! I didn\'t necessarily hate that part, it was just unexpected, as was the multiple death\'s in your PAIGE EXPERIMENTS IN THE ATTIC story (which, by the way, SUCKED!)

Level 6 = Hermione being suspected of murder. I could just imagine Aurors going over the theory of the crime... \"Here is what I think happened... She raped him, killed him, and then went to sleep under him...\" In case you haven\'t gotten my message by now, COMPLETELY STUPID!

Level 7 = Hermione being executed. There is no execution in the Wizarding World. The worst punishment is being issued the Dementor\'s Kiss. She may be a vegetable afterwards, but she ain\'t dead.

The sad thing is, although this story sucks as hard as a crack-whore, it is one of your better stories. I weep for you.
person roselvr
schedule September 26, 2005 at 12:00 AM
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo