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HAHAHAHA!!! OMG I Love it! it\'s intelligent and a rather brilliant twist on an often over-darkened scenario. Never pictured the Dark Lord as being a cross between Martha Stewart and the Fab Five! I like how delicately out-of-character everyone is, while still maintaining their image. Fantastic, dearie :) keep going!

Remarkable! I haven\'t laughed so hard in a while! One of the best parody fics I\'ve seen so far, poking fun at HP, fan fic and all the cliches as well. I esp. like the rendering of Voldemort. Hee! Please give more soon!

I have no words for how funny this story is. I loved Voldie wandering the halls with a blue robe. He and Bella are so cute! Awesome work, can\'t wait to read more!

that was awesome. wayy too funny. Voldemort in a very \"dr. evil\" kinda way. (a little more intelectual, though.) The \"come give me a hug\" bit was great!

Found my way over here from WIKTT, and let me just say that you, my dear, are a genius! This story is so completely tongue-in-cheek it blows my mind, and I love how you\'ve taken every cliche and annoying stereotype about the Death Eaters and turned it inside out. I loved the Crucio bit at the end, and the jokes about drinking blood out of a skull. Bella, as well as Voldemort, is hilarious, and I think he\'s right: if my followers had left me for dead, and I was restricted to possessing imbeciles like Quirrel and random snakes, I\'d be a little pissed off too. My only complaint is the formatting. It\'s extremely hard to read with those symbols replacing the first letter of every sentence, and your formatting of sentences is a little off too. A beta reader who\'s grounded in grammar should be able to help you out with that. Thanks ever so much for posting this story, and I look forward to reading more of your work.

That was priceless! Positively priceless. I haven\'t laughed that hard since... um... wow, I really don\'t laugh much, do I? Snickering is more my forte. I hope you continue this--- pseudo-parody for the pseudo-intellectual sort. Are we sure this is actually a Harry Potter fan fiction? I think it\'s a bit of de Sade in disguise. Bravo!

My god! You\'ve absolutely outdone yourself. Rarely have I read anything so humorous yet insightful. You have a gift for wit and a good eye for detail.

Voldemort.

A very promising parody! The combo of style, wit, antelltellectual chops makes this a delight to read. More soon, please!

That really is so very good. Very witty banter. Voldemort reminds me of Dr. Evil. \"Come give me a hug\".
Can\'t wait for more!