rate_review Reviews

a gay sex empire. fantastic
haha i completely loved this. i laughed so hard at so many parts, but this is my favorite:

"B-but"

That was.......weird, but funny. I was a little freaked out when I first started reading about Voldemort being a \'porn star\' and I think I blushed at a few parts, but I would like you to continue this story, with maybe Snape as one of his trainers? Just a suggestion. I really don\'t have any other preferances on who should train Harry just as long as it\'s not Dumbledore or Moody. *shudders* Even if you don\'t continue, it was still a good story, and while I\'ll be a little sad if you don\'t make more chapters, I\'ll respect your desicion and come back to read your one-shot at least once a week.

Such a great little story. Of course I want more (though if I remember correctly there was more posted *somewhere*. It involved Snape in leather(?) and training Harry.) Post anything you have on this please as I really enjoy it and can always use something out of the ordinary to read (again and again and again an-you get the idea).

PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! MUST!!! MAKE!!! SEQUEL!!!

This is funny!!!! And oh, so appropriate for all the foolishness. Haven't those lawyers ever heard of parody or satire? This fits under both categories. hehehehehe. Please continue, I want to see Harry finally ask Hermione to do the necessary reserach and see what she comes up with. She might even volunteer to overseeand direct Harry and Ron to make sure they do it right!!! That would be a fun "scene".

Keep it up, and I will eagerly look to see more.

lol very creative... a porn star *giggles* i could see him now........;)

I've never reviewed anything here before, but I must tell you that this is a brilliant piece of work you've got here! I've never read anything that uses so many canon facts and twists them to its own sick purposes. Very good work you've got here!

~Jayde