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Zach Morris...those were the gdaysdays! Back when I was in love with blond, blue-eyed preppy athletic boys...now I prefer the dark, tormented type like Sev!

Oh, Severus, Severus, Severus...how could you leave her so soon? I hope he eventually finds Draco and kicks his ass! And Lavender needs a good slapping around too, the traitor!

Hey hun, sorry i\'ve not been in touch but had family probs and comp one\'s too *Grrrr!!*. well what can i say another couple of great chaps, i was killing myself you really have talent for the funny. keep it coming babe it\'s all good (but you already know that).

Much loveky Xky XXXX

P.S I have not forgatten your autographs they should be on their way to you as we speak, like i said family probs so sorry for the wait. Looking forward to your next update. B XXX

This is just bloody hilarious. Your caricatures are dead on-- wicked wit.

I love the new chapter. Please update soon.

Please tell me Draco gets killed with extreme prejudice in your story. I love it when Severus said \"With your wand, Hermione. Is your head alright, love?\" LOL, I can just see the look on his face, kind of a mixture of concern and usiousion.

*sobs uncontrollably* Damn you, stop with the cliffhangers!!!!

I\'m in love with this fic. Please keep e-mailing me with updates. I will literally die if I don\'t get e-mails. LOL.

This fic ... it\'s amazing. Seriously. You have to update ASAP and when you do, e-mail me so I know. I love what you\'ve done with the plot and the characters. Sometimes Snape seems a bit OOC, but I think that\'s to be expected. I LOVE this fic!

HEY! You made the last chapter so promicing and now you give us this? on on get this hard stuff over cues I WANT TO SEE THEM FINISH THAT!!!!!!
please?

Ouchies! Those cuicios hurt! I hope Hermione is ok! I really love this fic of yours, it\'s quite bitchin\'! One thing, if I may, be so blunt as to point this little detail out, the whole, Hermione-gets-captured-by-malfoy-and-brought-to-Voldemort-and-Severus-must-come-and-save-her(whew! said that all in one beath!) plot has been done time and time again, so to keep this fic the amusing and no doubt original fic that it is, I suggest to ad a twist at the end, one that no one will see comin\'. It will also keep the readers on their toes. Oh, and one last thing, can you make it a, I daresy,...positive ending? I\'m not talking some where everyone hugs and cries, no point, clean, major disopointment, sesson final.(I sudder at the thought) I\'ll a mean is that Hermione will finally lose that damn virginity of hers.
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Okay for some reason I have two chapters to read *yay* Is probably because I am a scabby moron!!

Ch 18 This is the crack team that foils my every plan?

Things I loved:

The title - Of course!!

\"What else would I want to pump you for?\"- I\'ve created a monster!! Don\'t forget to give credit to JW!!

\"You lot are the worst kidnappers in human history.\"- They really are, the three stooges of evil!!

Thanks for the mention of my story, you are the worlds greatest pimp!!

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